The Hillbilly’s Random Thoughts


Here I go again, the voices in my bucket need to be down loaded!

90 degrees and dudes are wearing hoodies and baggy jeans: Are they that committed to fashion, or are they up to something?

If we can put a remote control vehicle on Mars, why can’t somebody invent a roll of toilet paper that is easy to start? All tha scratchin’ and tearin’ pisses me off!

Cran-Bran: A drink for the geezers who can’t poop or drink.

Kleenex Finger Singles: It would fit over your index finger and would allow for cleaner nose picking. No more of that pesky rolling and flipping…or wiping on the bottom of chairs and tables.

Beer flavored gum: So people think you have been drinking when you really have not. Would help slackers sue their employers!

Still can’t figure out why my reversible underwear idea has not taken off.

When ocean fish drop a deuce, and lobsters consume it, then people consume the lobster…does this explain why some folks are full of crap?

Why do I still find it funny when a billy-buddy of mine ask me what time it is, and I reply;”1/2 past a monkeys ass, a 1/4 to his balls?” Probably why I think that farting is still flippin hilarious!

OK, the voices are tellin’ me to get this weekend started. So, it is time for my favorite tri-fecta; gym, golf, beer!
Have a great weekend everybody!

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. 68ghia
    Apr 21, 2012 @ 12:17:01

    Silly people!
    I mean reversable underwear is just so cool!!
    Enjoy your weekend too – ours is almost over ;-)

    Reply

  2. magsx2
    Apr 21, 2012 @ 14:35:47

    Hi,
    Oh yes the toilet paper, I can relate to that, I’m sure they put extra glue on some them just to frustrate us at times. :D
    You also have a great weekend.

    Reply

  3. raburcke
    Apr 21, 2012 @ 17:07:35

    Reblogged this on Ralphie´s Portal and commented:
    Fashion? Can they really do the catwalk step wearing those?

    Reply

  4. whiteladyinthehood
    Apr 22, 2012 @ 07:34:03

    I really can’t stand the baggy jeans look…especially, when they are pulled down to the thighs and belted…I wanna say so badly, pull your damn pants up! (maybe I’m just old) Hope you had a great weekend!

    Reply

  5. Linda Vernon
    Apr 23, 2012 @ 22:50:17

    I saw one lady wearing a coat when it was 91 degrees! What Huh? Ok, maybe you’ve still got your summer clothes in storage but at least take off your coat will ya? LOL Loved your list — funny and entertianing!

    Reply

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