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By Michelle Malkin ~
With six months until Election Day, conspiracy theories are percolating on the Internet like bubbling mud pots at Yellowstone: Left-wing billionaire George Soros is going to rig the election for Barack Obama. Foreigners will oversee the nation's entire vote-counting system. The fix is in, and all is lost.
Before conservatives go all Michael Moore-moonbatty, let's calm down and separate voter fraud facts from fiction.
09 May 2012 3 Comments
The best ones aren't necessarily obvious at first, which makes the laugh even more louder.
I visited a T-shirt site tonight, RoadKill TShirts, and there were many funny ones.
But this one killed. I didn't get it at first.
Until I did.
If you also don't get it at first, say it faster and repeat it.
Eventually you'll end up on the floor laughing.
09 May 2012 1 Comment
Offend A Feminist week has sent me off to find vintage ads, because searching the 'net is way easier than writing. Here's the best I've found:
I can't help but chuckle at the use of "B.O." as an acronym for something other than "Barack Obama," which is no less odious as far as I'm concerned.
I also found this beautiful shot…
09 May 2012 1 Comment
Democrats backed off of their effort Tuesday to offer a "Trayvon amendment" to pressure states to drop their stand-your-ground laws after learning it was likely to be ruled out of order under the evening's rules for debate on the House floor.
Rep. Keith Ellison, Minnesota Democrat, said he will still try to force a debate at a more "appropriate" time in the future, saying action is demanded by the case of Trayvon Martin, the Florida teenager who police said was shot dead in a street encounter with a neighborhood watch volunteer.
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A blogging friend of mine from way back in the Xanga days shared this on her facebook. Kelly Stevens shared this from an email she received from Calvary Chapel Phoenix, and this nailed it! I hope y'all read and I'd love to read your thoughts on this as well.
Psalm 9:15
"The nations have sunk down in the pit which they have made;" …
09 May 2012 11 Comments
in Christian, comedy, funny, Jesus, jokes, satire Tags: bubba clinton
Why is it when you ask certain types of folks a simple, yes or no question, ya get an unsimple answer. A co-worker of mine was spouting off about people who are losing their jobs. I asked, do you think that anyone’s job should be guaranteed? He replied, “Well”…… I will stop here because whatever it was he was spoutin’, was not, did not, nor ever did contain the words yes, or no!
I guess the ultimate shuck and jive answer came from Bubba Clinton, when he was gettin’ grilled during the “diddlin” Lewnisky episode. He had to go hillbilly Perry Mason and try to re-define the meaning of “is.” For Pete’s sake, folks just need to give a straight answer, unless they are playin’ for the “other” team, then they can give a “gay” yes or no!
Somebody here at work made some cookies and gave me one. I took a bite, and I swear it had worm turds in it. “They asked me;” Ya like it?” With an upside down smile, I said, “no, it taste like worm turds.” Then again, I never have grubbed on worm turds, so what the heck kinda dumbass answer was that? 
09 May 2012 Leave a Comment
"Acquaint now thyself with Him."-Job 22:21
If we would rightly "acquaint ourselves with God, and be at peace," we must know Him as He has revealed Himself, not only in the unity of His essence and subsistence, but also in the plurality of His persons. God said, "Let us make man in our own image"-let not man be content until he knows something of the "us" from whom his being was derived.
09 May 2012 Leave a Comment
This sells me on Ron Paul...Your decision on who you want to ruin your life, Obama whom has done well at ruining everything or Romney whom will be a change?
Right now I have my Faith, yes I am a Christian, My Bible, New King James, My Guns, one or two, and a little Freedom left...
to those whom want them.
09 May 2012 Leave a Comment
If Margaret Thatcher was to die, would you expect the news to first emerge from the French media rather than the British?
And, if you were a French media outlet actively posting news via Twitter, would you believe an unverified account claiming to be Carla Bruni if she was the one to reveal the news of the demise of Britain's former Prime Minister "officially"?
09 May 2012 Leave a Comment
Remember when everyone gasped at accusations that Obama was a socialist who wanted a socialist nation? Like that was about the biggest piece of slander that could ever be thrown at a politician? Well. The socialists are out of the closet now, Americans. Obama's socialist agenda has emboldened them to such an extent that they have officially gone public about their membership in the…
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