Why Do These Things Never Break?


While driving to work this morning, I was experiencing and ADHD moment and wondered; “Why does everything on an automobile eventually break except for the door buzzers and idiot lights?” The folks that originally designed these devices need to be dug up so they can work on a few other items, starting with, and not limited to, remote control buttons, shoe laces, paper bag handles, and plastic utensils.

I would also have them develop a DVD case that makes removing the disc easy for us common folks. Ya got tobe a flipping Rubic Cube master to get the darn things out in one piece. Oh, and reverse the child proof bottles with Adult Proof labels. The person that came up with this dumb-ass product had to be a descendent of Joey Mengele! Most people would rather suffer with their afflictions, than fight to open these things.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. 68ghia
    Dec 13, 2012 @ 22:47:13

    Uhhhmmmm, maybe they last because they hardly get used?
    Just a thought ;-)
    Hope your election went well…

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