Christmas Season In Central California

November 19th, and we have not had a day of serious rain in months. The coldest morning has been roughly 40 degrees. There are leaves on the trees, and the Bermuda grass is still partly green. This is the upside to leaving in the People’s republic of California. Every day is golfable, fishable,and enjoyable thanks to the wonderful weather. Sadly, most of these activities are not as affordable as they once were.

Takes a lot of tax dollars from us working folks to support the non-working, and illegal folks that dwell in this state. I know it is a lost cause, but I still remain here partly due to the weather. As I scribble down these words, I see the clouds forming, and I see that my phone’s weather update is calling for an 80 percent chance of rain tomorrow. I will make it a shoe in by washing my car after work:)

Easter Break Is Here

One of the upsides working for a public school is not always the amount of time of, but the “Days” off. I am a stickler for Christian Holidays as are many of my co-workers. We make sure to go out of our way to say things like, “Christmas”, and “Easter breaks” instead of “Holiday and “Spring Breaks”.

I am so tired of the pandering to the Whiney Minority. It does not cause cancer to hear our read the words Christmas or Easter. I will take this rant a step further. I am tired og the hyphenated American labels. If I see a dude committing a crime, I am giving a physical description….black, white, Asian, male female, fat, skinny,big Hooters, pointy head, hairy ears, pencil neck, ect…

I wonder if there is a white dude sitting in and African school demanding to be called American-African? Of course not! Only in America can you find folks that are so self loathing, they have to create a racial or religious controversy to distract them from their very own short comings.

Tis Always The Season To Have A Reason

I know it is the Christmas season, so I should lighten up a bit on my topics of discussion, but after a conversation the other day with a buddy, it is apparent that almost all politicians need “Reasons” for everything. Every major political issue has a “Reason” behind it. The less than human shooter in CT had . Thus, the government must dooooo something to prevent the next event. Just think forced medical care and incarceration. Hi momma had a cache of weapons, that were purchased legally. Thus, more government control of fire-arms and ammo. Yes, ammo. Some dumb-ass here in Cali wants people who purchase ammo to go through a background check, and have a permit.

Affirmative Action is an easy one, but one that would piss me off to no end if I were a minority….Oh wait, it affects the white majority as well, so I am pissed off! People get preferred treatment for jobs and college due to the simple fact of the color of their skin, and not because they busted their rear, worked hard, and earned something the old fashion way.

OK, a couple of random thoughts before I semi-shut’er down for a few days seeing that I am on a three-week Christmas vacation run. Why is the liberal movie moguls willing to hold the openings of their violent movies because of what happened in CT? Are the admitting the movies may in some way be responsible? Of course not, it is all about free publicity. Just ask the now out of the closet racist Jaimie Foxx. Why is there no investigations into the issue that many of America’s youth are being medicated with powerful, mind altering drugs? People freak when a kid gets nailed smoking some skunk weed, but readily applaud for jamming legal pills down a kid’s gullet that mellows them out.

Lastly, where the heck has all the good beer commercials gone? Most of them now are filled with metro-sexuals from every race that would never walk into a bar with a jukebox, and have never mowed their lawn…probably don’t even own a lawnmower. Though they probably have some lesbian friends! Give me the old Miller Lite commercials with Bubba Smith, John Madden, and Billy Martin. Bud has had some great ones over the years too. Maybe this Hillbilly is just asking too much….At least I don’t need a reason to power down some brews.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO ALL

Why Do These Things Never Break?

While driving to work this morning, I was experiencing and ADHD moment and wondered; “Why does everything on an automobile eventually break except for the door buzzers and idiot lights?” The folks that originally designed these devices need to be dug up so they can work on a few other items, starting with, and not limited to, remote control buttons, shoe laces, paper bag handles, and plastic utensils.

I would also have them develop a DVD case that makes removing the disc easy for us common folks. Ya got tobe a flipping Rubic Cube master to get the darn things out in one piece. Oh, and reverse the child proof bottles with Adult Proof labels. The person that came up with this dumb-ass product had to be a descendent of Joey Mengele! Most people would rather suffer with their afflictions, than fight to open these things.

Float Ur Boats

Yup, it is raining buckets here in Central California. I know the storms we get here are no match for the eastern states’ storms, but by the reactions of many California residents, you would think there was a class 5 hurricane blowing through. So here is a tribute to rain. Too bad it does not melt liberals!

T-Bird Is The Word

I am shutting er’ down for a few days. Time to eat some turkey, drink some beers, and remember that God and freedom is what life is all about. I am not going to worry about the folks who now represent roughly 53 percent of the voting population who give to those who don’t earn it, and all those who willing steal from the 47 percent who earn their keep through hard work. And I will not even mention the immoral folks that infect our government all the way to the highest seat in the nation who do not believe freedom and self-reliance is a God-given right. Remember the line from Barry,” If you own your own business, you did not build it on your own.” I hope Barry “Snarts” in his white golf britches in mid-swing!

God bless everyone and enjoy your Thanksgiving. :)

John D. Heaton III

Bibi, Hillbilly And Barry Sitting In A Bar

Sounds like the start of a joke, but the punch line is far from funny. I was having a discussion with a pal of mine, and we were discussing the current attack on Israel by the Palestinians. We both are God-fearing dudes, and we believe Israel, and the conservative Jews there are cared for, and protected by God. We also believe that conservative Christians and conservative Jews need to stick together, because the rest of the world don’t take to kindly to us.

So I posed a question to him: ” If it came down to fighting for a people, who would be number one on your list?” I answered my question, and could not believe what I was saying. I said “Given the current state of affairs in our country, and the world, and knowing that God is number one, I would have Bibi and his country’s back before I would fight for Barry and his mooching, anti Christian, robbing from the successful and giving to the slackers, abortion supporting 53% of the U.S. population’s socialistic punks.”

I am sure that when some folks read this, they will say I am willing to sellout my country for Israel. Really? Since 48, Israel has been like a brother two the US. There ain’t much difference between our military forces, with the exception they do not fight under the U.N. flag. They never apologize for using force to protect themselves from enemies, even when the U.S. ask them to. They give up real estate to try to pacify their murderous neighbor. And they always have our backs. We also share common enemies. Also, the U.S. is not living next door to death loving, stone aged muslim throw backs who are lobbing rockets into our country. No, the government and 53% of the population won’t even stop illegal aliens from all over the world from walking across our borders.

So, if I were sitting at a bar, with Bibi on my right, Barry on my left, and a couple of bearded freaks named Mo and Hammy started talking crap. I would not worry about Barry, because he will already be doubled over in apologizing for everything that never happened. Bibi would be able to square up and handle Mo, but I would be there to horse collar Hammy and send him to his 72 goat virgins when he tries to Pearl Harbor Bibi.

Crosby Stills Nash Dylan, And Hillbilly

Talk about a whole lot junk piling up in my burn pile. I was driving home tonight from the gym, and I was attempting to tune into my country classics station. Instead, I hit the River;105.5, where everything from the 50′s to 2000′s are played. The singer that is playing is Dylan. No mistaking this guy’s voice, and it was a 60′s tune, because one of the lines had to do with watching out for the “man”. No problem, the Hillbilly likes the song well enough to stick it out and take a listen to the next beat. Well, it is Crosby, Stills, and Nash, featuring Stephen Stills. I like the hippies voice and he plays a mean string box. The song is Dark side, which I have heard maybe once. This is another group of hippies that where all about peace, love, and fighting the man. So I started grinding my gears a bit.

These guys where accusing the federal government, and just about every politician and every conservative white dude of “keeping them down.” For whatever that is worth! So this is where the Hillbilly gets his tractor steaming: The man, and men in power now, who are sticking it the people, are the party of the hippies! Where are the songs about Benghazi? Four Dead in Libya? I guess they don’t want to admit that they Got Fooled Again,and again! They were all for freedom of expression, peace and love. But they don’t raise a guitar pick to defend Christian’s rights.

If BHO looked liked LBJ, there would be gaggle of bald, hippie lettuce smokin’, flip-flop wearin’ folks singing “Give Peace A Chance” all around the country. But hypocrites don’t roll like that I guess.

Buck And Roy: Hee Haw!

Still On Vacation: So Why Am I At Work?

For all the perks my job allows me, this is one that chaps my hide a bit! Anytime there is a home sports event, it has to be worked. No don’t get me wrong, I get compensated at time and a half, and i am now at the point that I can once again take the coin, instead of the time. Seeing that I must accrue comp time in order to coach my golf team in the spring. And for those of you who know me, golf is a major reason I am still on this job.

So I guess I just reminded myself that working a few hours over the Christmas break is well worth it. What would I be doing anyway? Playing golf and or drinking beer. I still have five days left to get my fill in. Seeing that the return from Christmas break always is the kick off for me to hit the weights, and tread mill even more than normal. I gotta continue to look smooth while on the golf course, even though it is a bit hard to see me when I am in the trees, or the sand trap.

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