Poll Shock: Obama Ties Zombie Candidate, Still Trails Tweety Bird, Box of Crayons, Can of Spaghetti Os


Poll Shock: Obama Ties Zombie Candidate, Still Trails Tweety Bird, Box of Crayons, Can of Spaghetti Os.

President Obama’s 2012 election campaign is breathing new life now that he has finally tied “Zombie Candidate,” whom he has trailed since the debt ceiling debacle, and is closing the gap on Tweety Bird, Box of Crayons, and Can of Spaghetti Os.

4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Sep 28, 2011 @ 13:53:51

    I nominate Beer for president. The country needs a leader, and most all people will follow Beer were ever he tells us to go. Beer is couragous, peopole will confront foes twice their size when motivated by Beer . As for social programs? Beer has been helping to bring down the shyness numbers for years. He helps us dance, usually with a member of the opposite sex that is twice our size, with twice as few teeth. Yes, Beer 2012 for president! Three beers, I mean cheers for Beer

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  2. rogueoperator
    Sep 28, 2011 @ 16:26:06

    I rated my article five stars. Am I a bit*h or what?

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  3. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Sep 29, 2011 @ 07:32:05

    I always rate my own crap! There should be 10 stars.

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  4. curiousobserver95356
    Sep 29, 2011 @ 07:45:11

    Good commentary, JH. Not to barge into your tribute to beer, and trust me I could join you, did you see the latest arrest from the “religion of peace” adherents?

    Here you go – feel free to repost.

    http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/09/29/ashland_man_charged_in_terrorist_plot/?p1=News_links

    Reply

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