Some Humor For Today


Beer contains female hormones

Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones

Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results

of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)

and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each

drank 8 schooners of Victoria Bitter

and within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,

yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally,

and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them

about drinking too much beer!

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Four Blue Hills
    Jan 17, 2012 @ 10:27:38

    This is great! Gonna re-blog for my fridays ok? : )

    Reply

    • The Conservative Hill Billy
      Jan 17, 2012 @ 10:34:35

      Friday? you gotta a lot of re-reading to do! 🙂

      Reply

      • Four Blue Hills
        Jan 17, 2012 @ 11:10:38

        Yep, lots of reading, but not cuz of what you think. Friday is Four Blue Hills Friday Fun, only fun stuff on fridays! This will be a great addition.

      • The Conservative Hill Billy
        Jan 17, 2012 @ 13:28:23

        OK, you will have to make a list of fun stuff. Ain’t it below freezing in yer neck of the woods? I have been taking a break from the news and blogging on the weekends as much as possible. Can’t swim up stream seven days a week.

      • Four Blue Hills
        Jan 18, 2012 @ 10:20:34

        I try to find fun stuff to post. 🙂 Yes, it has been below freezing, and a storm coming in. Yesterday morning, about 7am it was 10 below. 😦 I don’t like it when it is that cold,not one bit! Want it? I would happily send it to you if you like!

      • The Conservative Hill Billy
        Jan 19, 2012 @ 00:25:03

        NOOOOO! 10 below? Yikes. I am whining because it was 30 degrees this morning. I love your pictures. I am so looking forward to the day I have my a camper on my truck so I can travel during my summers off. Fishing, and just sitting in a lawn chair, drinkin’ beer lookin’ at all the great surroundings! That’s some large livin’ there my friend.

      • Four Blue Hills
        Feb 01, 2012 @ 10:36:46

        🙂 I am waay behind in answering my comments. Please forgive me!

        I use to whine about 30 degrees too! So, you are not alone. LOL Wanna trade? Even for ONE day!?!?!?

        I’d love to do that too, travel around. I told my sister, the day before yesterday, I was thinking about renting my house, it is paid off, buying a camper/trailer, painting the words “Gypsy Wannabe” on the outside of it and taking off. Work when and where I needed to as I went. 🙂 Which might be a lot, I would get about 500 bucks a month for rent at this time. I’d like one of those little mini rv’s, I think Toyota made some, very small cab and just enough room for one person. I would if I could. Someday…sigh. If you get to do your dream, please holler. The “Gypsy Wannabe” might meet you somewhere on the road. 🙂

      • The Conservative Hill Billy
        Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:03:11

        Your plan sounds a lot like mine, though I would be a summer vagabond at first! The toyota you are talking about is called a Chinook, and they are awesome! Popular to this day. I would most surely give you a hollar! But you better have some beer for me!!!:)

      • Four Blue Hills
        Feb 01, 2012 @ 12:09:20

        Chinook! I knew that, sorta. Heheheh Have heard of Chinook RV, just didn’t realize it is the one I have been wanting! 🙂 I’d have a beer for ya. You bring the Coca-Cola and we can switch! 🙂 I’d like to travel all over, all the time if I could. Probably stay in one place during the winter months, a different place each winter! Hehehe then travel the rest of the time. I told my sister it is a “bucket list” item for me. 🙂 I have been thinking about this more and more as time passes. Ideally, doing something on the computer as I go would be the best bet. Well, as long as money came in regularly. 🙂

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