Well, at least according to me!
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Translation, It was probably made in America over 30 years ago, because our stuff did not break, unless we did the breaking out of anger, or drunkenness!
“Don’t rub it, it will only make it hurt more.” Translation, You will look like a perv it you just received a quick kick to the junk.
“Do you need me to call you a cab sir?” Translation: yes bartender, I would like another beer, and you are off the hook when I peddle my bike into the ditch, since you offered me a cab.
“I don’t have two nickles to rub together.” Translation: Let’s get all my un-employed, basement dwelling, pot smoking broke friends together and camp out on public property to protest our lack of nickels!
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