The Hillbilly Reality

Well, at least according to me!

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Translation, It was probably made in America over 30 years ago, because our stuff did not break, unless we did the breaking out of anger, or drunkenness!

“Don’t rub it, it will only make it hurt more.” Translation, You will look like a perv it you just received a quick kick to the junk.

“Do you need me to call you a cab sir?” Translation: yes bartender, I would like another beer, and you are off the hook when I peddle my bike into the ditch, since you offered me a cab.

“I don’t have two nickles to rub together.” Translation: Let’s get all my un-employed, basement dwelling, pot smoking broke friends together and camp out on public property to protest our lack of nickels!

Cannibals in GOP Establishment

Reblogged from The Crawdad Hole: Cannibals in GOP Establishment Employ Tactics of the Left We have witnessed something very disturbing this week. The Republican establishment which fought Ronald Reagan in the 1970s and which continues to fight the grassroots Tea Party movement today has adopted the tactics of the left in using the media and the politics of personal destruction to attack an opponent. We will look back on this week and realize that something changed. I have given numerous …

Zonation On Hollywood

This guy is spot on!

Famous paintings? I only recognize the lady who looks like Cher’s sister. Ya know I love cats, but where the heck are the dogs playing poker, and the dogs playing pool paintings?

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