The Hillbilly Reality

Well, at least according to me!

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Translation, It was probably made in America over 30 years ago, because our stuff did not break, unless we did the breaking out of anger, or drunkenness!

“Don’t rub it, it will only make it hurt more.” Translation, You will look like a perv it you just received a quick kick to the junk.

“Do you need me to call you a cab sir?” Translation: yes bartender, I would like another beer, and you are off the hook when I peddle my bike into the ditch, since you offered me a cab.

“I don’t have two nickles to rub together.” Translation: Let’s get all my un-employed, basement dwelling, pot smoking broke friends together and camp out on public property to protest our lack of nickels!

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Carl D'Agostino
    Jan 28, 2012 @ 12:20:15

    You flipped me back to my rage over stuff made in China. No quality control and they use substandard composition of materials that have no integrity. For example a screw driver point lasts for 3 uses max and heads twist right of bolts when tightening. And you can’t gel alternatives as there is nothing made somewhere else on the shelves.


  2. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Jan 30, 2012 @ 08:43:41

    Ya know they make the stuff like this on purpose. I can just imagine the conversations that the manufactures must have with each other.
    If it were up to me, I would slap a 150% tariff on all foreign made products that are shipped here.


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