Drew's Soapbox

I’ve heard people refer to breasts as “airbags” before, but it is a pretty accurate description in this case. Sheyla Hershey, aka the woman with the world’s largest breast implants, was involved in a car crash after the Super Bowl, but her gigantic 38KKK-sized breasts acted as airbags and kept her alive. Surprisingly, they didn’t pop or anything either.

Before you quip that it’s probably the seat belt that saved her life, know that she wasn’t wearing her seat belt at the time – it probably can’t fit over those things! Come to think of it, how can she even reach the steering wheel?

I’m sure having large breasts have saved many a woman from things like late fees and speeding tickets before, but this must surely be the first time they’ve saved a woman from a life-threatening automobile accident. Now if they can only make those things float too!

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  1. Carl D'Agostino
    Feb 13, 2012 @ 12:45:45

    Ima leg man and prefer apples over watermelons.

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