Who Stole My Weekend?

Well, maybe it i was not stolen, but it sure seems like it. I once again completed another blog-free weekend. I also, made it for the most part, a news free one too. So what the heck does the Hillbilly do when he is not blogging to save his country? Well, there is always beer involved at some point. A typical weekend starts off with a breakfast at some local diner. My two favorite spots include a diner inside of one of the bowling alleys, and another called Ridgway’s. Both are of classical design. Long counters, and 60’s, 70’s decor, and lots of grub for your buck. Why people prefer joints like Denny’s or IHOP, is beyond me. Your cookie cutter spots are always consistent in their portions, as where the smaller, individualistic places can offer some great surprises. Like extra large portions of thick cut bacon,and menu specials. This past Saturday, I had a corn beef, Swiss cheese melt scramble with red and white onions. It was so good, I did not know if I should eat it, or date it! Shoot, it took me an extra couple of miles to run it off.

Once the breakfast is over, it is back home to do some light yard work, and watch some dvd’s till the eats make their way to the final resting place. Bombs away! Then it is off to the gym for a workout, and weather permitting, and it was not, to the driving range to work on the golf game. Finally, back to the Hillbilly Haven to scrub up, nap, and prepare for some cold ones.

Notice, at no time have I mentioned blogging, or even checking my blog. And news? Nope, unless it is on the Golf Channel, it ain’t being watched. I figure if I keep the ratio 2:5, I will maintain my sanity, whatever that is, and still be able to save the world. If it were reversed, I would probably end up my Elvis; carrying a case full of meds, and dying on the crapper from “straining Stool.” Kinda of a shitty way to go:)