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Partying Like It Is 2000

Yup, the Hillbilly has hit the 2000 mark for posts. While some are reblogs,copy and paste, and lastly originals, the main goal of mine was to have fun, meet new folks, and get my conservative voice heard. What I have found is that I am not alone.

The whole thing started for me back in 2001. I had a new job with a lot of down time, and access to the internet. Internet? This Hillbilly thought the internet was hair spray! I began surfing the web to read news papers from different parts of the country. I found that many required accounts if you wanted to leave comments, or read the rest of the story. My local paper; The Modesto Bee, had started a blog around 04, or 05. This is where The Hillbilly cut his teeth.

I found out quickly that conservatives are quite the target in the blogging world. The attacks and slams were all something new to me, not because of the content, but the nameless, faceless cowards who make them. I have never hid my identity. I value honesty, and an old fashion value of: If you are going to say something about somebody, then you need to be willing to say it face to face. You might ask how has this worked for me? Lug nuts loosen,death threats, and sites created in my honor claiming I am a NAZI, and a child molester.

I have come to learn that these types of attacks are signs that I have been correct in my views and in my outing of liars, and criminals. Even a guy from WordPress came after me, and closed down my original blog: Uncle Sam’s Boot. Another lesson learned by this Hillbilly: Liberals will stoop to the lowest levels to silence opposing voices.

Now, on the really bright side, I have made a ton of new cyber friends. Many conservative, some not, some foodies, writers, poets, and singers. Forget this multicultural crap, I am backing the Hillbilly’s Panoptic Bar Grill & Golf Shop. Ya, I did use that word!
I don’t care if a person agrees with me or not on the issues, but darn it, ya better be willing to drink beer, eat, and play some golf with me when the dust has settled.

So here is to my next 2000 post. I am sure I will get to 2000 beers years before this goal!

God Bless
John D. Heaton III
The Conservative Hillbilly

One Good Reason Not To Pick Mitt Romney

This is a no-brainer. Jeb Bush endorses Mitt. Well, Jeb Bush ain’t conservative, his daddy ain’t conservative, and his grandpappy ain’t conservative. Well, Jeb is a country club RHINO, his daddy is a country club RHINO, and his grand pappy is a country club RHINO. So why in the world is it so important to get his slap on the back? I see the Huffo Post reported it, and that is a major clue for ya.

It won’t be Mitt vs. Twit in 2012. It will be Bush jr vs. Twit 08 redux! Barry has no chance if he runs on his record. He has a great chance if he runs,once again, against Bush. The TOTUS already has the info locked and loaded. Barry knows that he has a base of voters that are mooches and statist. He only needs to fool/guilt the white, self loathing crowd one more time. And Lord knows that ain’t hard to do.

It is sad that Mitt does not do more to distance himself from the GOP in crowd. He is a great family, and business man, and he lives his faith.

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Hundreds of people were asked to “describe your own job in one sentence, preferably in a humorously derogatory way.” Here are the best replies taken from hundreds…

IT's My Thoughts

1. Read things that don’t matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don’t matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
2. Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper: Tax Accountant
3. Explain big words to sales people and then cower before customers while trying to convince them that the sales people really didn’t say what the customers understood: Customer Solutions Engineer
4. Learn laws created ages ago so that I can tell engineers why I’m smarter than they are while complaining how it’s a travesty that they get paid more: Physics major
5. Show you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism: Fireworks Stand Manager
6. Help people lie…

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I See You!

I just noticed something interesting when I was checking my blog stats. Someone has searched all of my thread titles from the past few weeks. I know I blog at a local site, and have a couple of fat,unemployed, liberal chuckle heads who dislike me because I disprove all of their liberal views. I also continue to call them out on their racial, and bigoted stances.

What is cool about WordPress, is that I am able to locate the basement/half way house they are doing this from. Well, at least the town. So a big thanks to WordPress for this wonderful tool. I though it might have been the feds, and that I was going to have to build a new foil lid for my bucket.:)