Random Thoughts And Other Hillbilly Gibberish


Why is it we can send a remote controlled vehicle a bazillion miles, land it on a planet, and drive it around, but we can’t find a way to prevent gum from sticking to the bottom of our shoes?

How come every time I blowup the employee shared restroom, the next in line is always a lady? (See, us guys appreciate a funky-fied bathroom)

I swear somebody has hired a crew of obnoxious folks to follow me where ever I go. They sit next to you in taverns, cafe, and all public places. They all have the same opening line: “Hey, how’s it going?” Which translates into Hey, I am not going to shut up, and I am going to keep talking until you leave or get enough beer in ya that you will talk!

Why is it as soon as I finish mowing the lawn, all of my four dogs proceed to poop on the freshly cut grass?

Do humming birds hum? And mocking birds?

Have you ever left the house with your shirt inside out? Worse: coming home with said shirt inside out.

what part of the pig does SPAM come from? How does it get into my e-mail?

Why do I feel the need to buy a gallon of Vaseline, right before I purchase a gallon of gasoline?

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. SR
    Mar 28, 2012 @ 09:24:07

    I like this post. Good thoughts here. I love the picture on the top of your blog. Takes me way back to a very good time in my life. Will be back to read more. God Bless, SR

    Reply

  2. SR
    Mar 28, 2012 @ 09:51:32

    I lived in the country too, then one day got the smart idea I was going to move to Dallas. I swore if I ever got back home, I would never leave again. That happened in 1993, and I live in the country today. I never want to see concrete again!!! God Bless, SR

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    • The Conservative Hill Billy
      Mar 28, 2012 @ 09:59:10

      I will get out of Modesto someday. The master plan is to live out of a camper, and work part time for food,gym, and beer money. I want to own some chickens again too! I will see how my plans fit in with His plans. 🙂
      God Bless you…..and Texas too!

      Reply

  3. Carl D'Agostino
    Mar 28, 2012 @ 13:31:50

    All these things are real and then they say we have some kind of syndrome of mental illness. We are normal. The world has the syndrome.

    Reply

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