The Hillbilly’s Random Thoughts

Here I go again, the voices in my bucket need to be down loaded!

90 degrees and dudes are wearing hoodies and baggy jeans: Are they that committed to fashion, or are they up to something?

If we can put a remote control vehicle on Mars, why can’t somebody invent a roll of toilet paper that is easy to start? All tha scratchin’ and tearin’ pisses me off!

Cran-Bran: A drink for the geezers who can’t poop or drink.

Kleenex Finger Singles: It would fit over your index finger and would allow for cleaner nose picking. No more of that pesky rolling and flipping…or wiping on the bottom of chairs and tables.

Beer flavored gum: So people think you have been drinking when you really have not. Would help slackers sue their employers!

Still can’t figure out why my reversible underwear idea has not taken off.

When ocean fish drop a deuce, and lobsters consume it, then people consume the lobster…does this explain why some folks are full of crap?

Why do I still find it funny when a billy-buddy of mine ask me what time it is, and I reply;”1/2 past a monkeys ass, a 1/4 to his balls?” Probably why I think that farting is still flippin hilarious!

OK, the voices are tellin’ me to get this weekend started. So, it is time for my favorite tri-fecta; gym, golf, beer!
Have a great weekend everybody!

Tölting for the terrified

This is the most amazing picture I have seen in quite some time!

Jesus in Every Book of the Bible Revealed by a Ten Year Old

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Uploaded by arromanches2000 on Dec 16, 2010

Presentation by our 11-year-old son at Salem Lutheran Church in Tomball, Texas.”

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Too funny not to post

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The Daley Gator

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Ousted Maldives President claims Obama approved Islamic supremacist pro-Sharia coup

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YOU DECIDE

Here is another great post from “Jehad Watch”, Check their web Site at http://www.jihadwatch.org

Ousted Maldives President claims Obama approved Islamic supremacist pro-Sharia coup

This would be consistent with Obama’s refusal to support the Iranian demonstrators, who were opposing an Islamic Republic, and his enthusiasm in supporting the “Arab Spring” demonstrators, who were paving the way for Islamic rule. Which side is he on, anyway?

“Ousted Maldives President Claims Obama Approved Islamist Coup,” from Breitbart, April 20 (thanks to all who sent this in):

The Washington Post reports that Mohamed Nasheed, the former president of Maldives, claims the United States has given legitimacy to the Islamist coup which deposed him.

Mohamed Nasheed won the presidency in Maldives’s first multiparty elections in 2008, after a lifetime advocating democracy and human rights and several long stints in jail.Less than three years later, he was forced to resign…

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Bob Dylan – Forever Young

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euzicasa

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
And may your song always be sung
May you stay forever young
May you stay forever young.

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Military Pride & Awareness

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Love this stuff! Our military members each learn discipline and teamwork via Drill & ceremony practice!



Life aboard USS ENTERPRISE:
This video gives us some idea of the different aircraft and capabilities
available onboard. AWESOME!


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I Don’t Always Eat Dog, But When I Do…

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The Conservative Citizen

OK I know its stupid but you have to admit, it’s so alien to us Americans its rather funny, especially after the soulless mouthpiece David Axelrod tried to make hay with Romney’s dog transport choice.

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WHERE ARE YOU HOLDER/BARRY – Black Man Beats Up White Man For Trayvon

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Daily Musings

Suspect: I Beat Up White Man Because I Am Mad About Trayvon Martin Case

Updated: Friday, 20 Apr 2012, 4:31 PM CDT Published : Friday, 20 Apr 2012, 3:40 PM CDT

Sun-Times Media Wire

Maywood, Ill. – Alton L. Hayes III, a west suburban man charged with a hate crime, told police he was so upset about the Trayvon Martin case in Florida that he beat up a white man early Tuesday.

Hayes and a 15-year-old Chicago boy walked up behind the 19-year-old man victim and pinned his arms to his side, police said. Hayes, 18, then picked up a large tree branch, pointed it at the man and said, “Empty your pockets, white boy.”

The two allegedly rifled through the victim’s pockets, then threw him to the ground and punched him “numerous times” in the head and back before running away, police said. Hayes and the boy are black…

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