The Hillbilly’s Week’s Review

Interesting would be the biggest under-statement in history to describe the past seven days. Then again, the guy who said the Titanic was unsinkable probably beats me out by a catfish’s whisker.

Monday started off with me being informed that some puke named M Hoffman of Manteca had contacted my employer an accusing me of stealing from the school district, being a racist, and indoctrinating my golf team into the “right-wing” mentality. I have been able to track a person who might be this guy. The name I have been given is Michael John Hoffman. I have a street address and phone number. I was able to drive by this house, and I now have a license plate number of a vehicle that was parked there. I am not sure if this is the person, but I have some good “intel” if it is. Thing is, the person who sent the letter, might also be the person who used my work e-mail to impersonate me, and use my information to sign me up to some porn sites. My district lawyer, my union’s lawyer, and my private lawyer, are looking to see what laws have been broken, and how I can proceed with putting a stop to this cowardly attack. Because if I get my way, I will surely stop him, and it won’t be through the court system.

Tuesday was horrific, losing my best friend that evening.

Wednesday was a nice quiet day, and that evening I fired up the Barbie sans Dude for the first time. His favorite things to do during while bbqing were to pee on whatever I peed on in the back yard. Yes, this is what we hillbillies do, no sissy inside plumbing for us during these manly events! Dude also loved to “woof” while I cooked. His way of saying, “kick me down some food home-billy!”

Thursday? Nothing really went down, which is good. Makes sliding into Friday that much easier.

Friday marked the last Friday of the school year! Which is sorta sad due to the fact that my district is getting hit hard with budget cuts. Something I have known for years that were coming. I would like to throw a big middle finger salute to all of the greedy top-level leaders of the CSEA who over many years have helped make this mess. Every jackass politician sitting up in Sacramento, who, were endorsed by the CSEA, and the Teacher’s Union, are to blame. Oh, and thanks to the stupid that is known as “Seniority”, some really great folks are losing their jobs, while others, who are incompetent will be returning. Go figure.
Saturday and Sunday? Well, if you know me just a little, y’all can fill in the blanks! You know how the Billy rolls on them two-day.

13 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. boomiebol
    May 20, 2012 @ 15:44:58

    Sorry about your best friend!!! Hope the new week is so much better


  2. Grumpa Joe
    May 20, 2012 @ 15:59:57

    I’m with you brother. The union thing is a disease. I don’t care which one it is, their attitude is “I’d rather see this place shut down than give an inch.”


    • The Conservative Hill Billy
      May 20, 2012 @ 16:04:53

      Joe, I fully agree. I am stuck in the worst type of union: a public employees’. I am also very conservative, so I am an outcast, even though I am a Job Steward. There are a lot of good, hardworking folks in the membership, but they don’t have a clue as to the roll the union has played in the current budget mess here in California. They often don’t see the bigger picture. The CSEA has endorsed politicians that claim to be “for” the union’s rank and file. These same politicians raise taxes, and make it extremely difficult for private businesses and individuals to make profits, and keep more of the money they have earned.


  3. mcnorman
    May 20, 2012 @ 16:36:01

    You hang in there and while you’re at it…give ’em heck.


  4. twg2a PitBull
    May 20, 2012 @ 17:04:46

    Sad to learn of your loss, HillBilly. It appears you done good by having that barbecue and watering the plants. Have you ever heard of the “Bacon Explosion”? If you’re a fan of bacon, do yerself a mighty big favor and grill up one of these “Bacon Explosion” real soon: youtube has several vieos with different versions of this treat, but this one is my fave…..

    Have a good week, HillBilly. Warmest regards from under the Big Sky of Montana.


  5. Carl D'Agostino
    May 20, 2012 @ 17:07:50

    This republican has always been a union man but they can be unreasonable like those several governors in recall elections. Just for sake of conversation let’s say it costs $10 to run the state. Revenues are $7. What is the governor to do ? Sometimes I think the governor should tell the union, the police and the firemen – OK guys you make up the budget and find a way to do it with $7 and I’ll write it up.


    • The Conservative Hill Billy
      May 20, 2012 @ 17:12:38

      I am a firm believer that folks who work for the any public entity should not expect to be paid as much as people in the private sector. I also don’t believe tax dollars should be used to match the employees dollars for retirement. I also don’t think that medical insurance should be provided, without the employee paying for it. Now you can see why I ain’t to popular! 🙂


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