All-Ah In The Name Of Humor


I don’t give a flip if some folks get offended, everybody is fair game when it comes to jokes…..It is the American way! I have been receiving these via e-mail:

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q. What’s the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Hasan
    Sep 14, 2012 @ 12:17:36

    i loved some of them, they made me laugh, but for other i was offended, not by you so the sentence that you said “I don’t give a flip if some folks get offended” dont work with me
    i was offended by other muslims, when bad muslims do bad stuff then say that they are doing it under the name of islam, then giving a bad image of my religion, this makes me feel offended

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  2. themidnightobserver
    Sep 14, 2012 @ 15:59:11

    WASN’T SURE IF YOU’D SEEN THIS, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/fact-check-does-soros-own-an-overseas-company-that-will-count-u-s-votes/

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