Ya Know You Are An Islamic Terroist If:


You know you’re An Islamic Terroist if…

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 dollar machine gun and 5000 dollar rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You’ve often uttered the phrase, ‘I love what you’ve done with your cave.’

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbour’s goat.

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Muslim#ixzz26TIaXSis

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Carl D'Agostino
    Sep 14, 2012 @ 12:09:28

    So disgusted with these people all seem appropriate. The are 2 dozen verses in the Koran calling for the murder and justifying it against any non Muslim. It is the only religion for which I have no respect.

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  2. Hasan
    Sep 14, 2012 @ 12:24:40

    none of that sync with me, yay am not a terrorist! lol

    Reply

  3. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Sep 14, 2012 @ 15:24:07

    Well said Carl.

    Reply

  4. poemsandponderings
    Sep 15, 2012 @ 10:03:10

    You know you’re an Islamic terrorist if: Your final words are “Praise be to Al…..”

    Reply

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