Death Row Inmate: Too Fat To Fry!

Yup, home skillet says he is Too Fat for the needle. Too Fat, sounds like a Chinese rapper. The guy I am talking about shot a hotel employee back in 83. How the heck does a dude get to be this weight while in prison? Was he eating his cellmates? Maybe he weighed 900 pounds at the start of his sentence, and has lost weight since then? I have a great way to put him down? BAste him in butter and chives for four hours, then throw him in the electric chair for 3-5 minutes, toss him in a body bag with carrots and taters, and feed him to that cannibal guy who just got convicted of eating dudes! Better yet, make him do Zumba til his pump gives out! Then feed him to Cannibal guy and call him Sushi.
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A condemned Ohio inmate who weighs at least 480 pounds wants his upcoming execution delayed, saying his weight could lead to a “torturous and lingering death.”

Ronald Post, who shot and killed a hotel clerk in northern Ohio almost 30 years ago, said his weight, vein access, scar tissue and other medical problems raise the likelihood his executioners would encounter severe problems. He’s also so big that the execution gurney might not hold him, lawyers for Post said in federal court papers filed Friday.

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. the unit
    Sep 18, 2012 @ 14:15:40

    Maybe microwave? Fat (oil) requires 270 degrees F to boil. So usual boiling in H2O won’t work.


  2. Not Happenin On My Watch | Blog
    Sep 18, 2012 @ 21:39:35

    Oh my… interesting. =))


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