G- Damned Poorly Dressed Young People Make Me Furious

The Problem with Young People Today Is...

The problem with young people today is that they don’t know how to dress.

When I was a boy my mother bought my clothes at the F. W. Woolworth Company. I didn’t get a choice about what I wore and neither did my friends. We wore short pants or dungarees and crisp white shirts and were grateful that our parents clothed us at all.

But these young people today – they walk around in their droopy-assed slacks, ridiculous foot wear and exposed underpants looking like a cross between a circus clown and a 10 cent prostitute. God damned muffin tops and belly shirts and exposed thongs and low rider pants. It’s enough to turn you off your oatmeal and make you put your own eyes out.

And good Christ, what the hell is with young people having words like “Angel” written across the ass of their sweat pants? It’s pornographic…

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