Merry Christmas Big 80’s Style

Might be a few weird dudes here, but not a bad tune for Christmas……Big 80’s, Big Hair!

Why Do These Things Never Break?

While driving to work this morning, I was experiencing and ADHD moment and wondered; “Why does everything on an automobile eventually break except for the door buzzers and idiot lights?” The folks that originally designed these devices need to be dug up so they can work on a few other items, starting with, and not limited to, remote control buttons, shoe laces, paper bag handles, and plastic utensils.

I would also have them develop a DVD case that makes removing the disc easy for us common folks. Ya got tobe a flipping Rubic Cube master to get the darn things out in one piece. Oh, and reverse the child proof bottles with Adult Proof labels. The person that came up with this dumb-ass product had to be a descendent of Joey Mengele! Most people would rather suffer with their afflictions, than fight to open these things.

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Coconut Oil Touted as Alzheimer's Remedy – Health & Science – CBN News – Christian News 24-7 – CBN.com.

Election Day: Common Sense And Honesty

It is finally time to see if I am actually going win my first election to any office. Then again, I am the Grand Pooh-Bah of my own Hillbilly Beer Bar, but that is a self-appointed stool! I have received a lot of positive feed back from some folks that I would not have expected it from. I have always known that if I just speak honestly, most people will get my message. This is why I don’t understand why candidates who run for state and national seats don’t do the same. They need to stop trying to tailor fit their messages to whatever group they are talking too. I am tired of hearing how this ethnic group, or that race, or why women won’t support a candidate or political party. I know that national politics is a rigged game, and that the vast majority of the folks in power need people to be divided so they can continue to rip off, and enslave the majority of citizens. But you give me some air time with guys like Obama, Reid, or Boxer( I know, she is a she), and I will clean their clocks with just a couple of simple tools I, and many others are blessed with: Common sense and honesty. Stuff like this pisses of people like those I just mentioned.

Anyways, back to MY election tonight. If I do pull this thing off, I will probably be one of a hand-full of true conservatives to be elected to any office anywhere in 2012. But I won’t win because I am conservative or Christian. It will be because I have common sense and I am honest.

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