Random Thoughts About Nothing

I am having a “Seinfeld” type of day. Why do women wear britches with slogans like ” Baby Doll” or “Princess” slapped on the rear? Usually the gals wearing them should have “Wide Load” or “Barking Spiders” posted.

Why do guys wear matching jeans and shirts that have beads and studs all over them? I get the fact that young kids think they are cool, but I am talking mid 30ish dudes rocking this crap. Yup, I bet all the best ladies are beating a path to date these geeks!

What’s with the “Shark Boy” hair cuts? Guys grease these things up and put on their beaded clothes. What the hee ever happened to a pair of 505’s, a Polo shirt, and some Sperry’s? Oh, that’s right, we don’t live in our parents’ basements and play “Dungeons and Dragons.”

What going on with the current selection of T.V. shows? Has there got to be a fairy, and a stupid white guy in every one of them? Give me The Rockford Files and Magnum P.I. back. Real men with good hearts and no hankerings for a ” Man-Bride.”

Why does every commercial that cast an actor to be a criminals have to be white? If you have not noticed, you will now.

Speaking of commercials, what the heck are the two bath tubs doing in the Cialis ads? Maybe the guy is playing “Das Boot”, or he is telling his gal, ” Look, no hands”

Is it just me, or is the Most Interesting Man in the world from the beer ads the just a buzzed bastard that sticks his snout into everybody’s business? I swear I have sat next to him many times over the years.

Why would you have to tell anybody not to eat yellow snow? How would Stevie Wonder know the difference?

Why doesn’t Big Foot look for us?

Why do space aliens always butt probe people? Have they not already figured out most humans are full of crap already? Maybe they are trying to help us out by plugging the hole? Wait, I think there are a group of guys in a S.F. bath house working on the same thing.

Why do friends never tell us when we have a booger dangling from our nose, or food in our teeth? That’s right, it ain’t as much fun.

If 3 out of 4 doctors recommend something, is the one who does not smarter than the others?

8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. 68ghia
    Feb 19, 2013 @ 22:32:46

    Looks like you’re watching way too much TV – should play more golf 😉


  2. MissFourEyes
    Feb 20, 2013 @ 02:24:38

    Hehe, I love Seinfeld days!


  3. morgansherrah
    Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:51:40

    Hope you got it off your chest ^^


  4. the unit
    Feb 21, 2013 @ 08:10:13

    You’ve heard of André the Giant, played BigFoot. He too liked his beer.
    From wiki…
    “Roussimoff has been unofficially crowned “The Greatest Drunk on Earth” for once consuming 119 12-US-fluid-ounce (350 ml) beers (over 41 litres) in 6 hours. On an episode of WWE’s Legends of Wrestling, Mike Graham said André once drank 156 16-US-fluid-ounce (470 ml) beers in one sitting, which was confirmed by Dusty Rhodes. Such feats can be attributed to his large size, which meant it took higher amounts of alcohol to inebriate him. In her autobiography, The Fabulous Moolah writes that André drank 127 beers in a Reading, Pennsylvania hotel bar and later passed out in the lobby. The staff could not move him and had to leave him there until he awakened.”

    Guess giants just wanna have fun.


    • The Conservative Hill Billy
      Feb 21, 2013 @ 08:29:13

      I have heard this story, and I would sure hate to have paid his bar tab! I can put down 6-8 25 oz over a 2-3 hour time frame. Or, if at home, if you give me enough time and bbq, I can come darn near killing a case. But The Giant is a legend in the beer guzzling world 🙂


  5. the unit
    Feb 21, 2013 @ 13:33:53

    I always stuck by my personal constitution. Always stopped after 2.. am. in the morning. 🙂 That was years and years ago.


  6. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Feb 21, 2013 @ 13:50:17

    2am till 6am is my favorite break!


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