Two Sick Puppies

No, I am not talking about those two broads from the flick Monster, I am talking about my boys; B.W. and Bill-Willy. I knew something was up Tuesday evening when I had all the fixins’ for the bbq ready to go. This is the green light that all the dogs wait for. Usually, the two boys and thier sister, Tula, start jumping up, and twirling at first sight of me grabbing the goods, and really go ballistic when I go for my beer. They know what is about to go down in the backyard. This past Tuesday night, all this mess was going down, except B.W. was missing. I found him sleeping on his cushion. He saw the beer in my hand, but he was not moving. I checked him out,( don’t forget, I am not a vet, but I play one when I have a beer in my hand), no belly pain, eyes were clear, and breath was….not bad! I checked the yard, and garage, for anything that he could have consumed. Negative for bad stuff, other than a few piles of dog doo. Then It struck me, he likes to party in the cat box like it is 1999! I am talking Cat Crapcycles, Poop-Pies, ect. I figure he just ate too much kitylitter covered poop. He is just now starting to move around, other than when he is hurling his innards out. Wednesday morning, his brother Bill-Willy comes down with the same malady. Same story as B.W.

Granted, I still have four other dogs to hang with and drink beer, and sing Hank Jr. tunes with, but I miss my boys! They are seven months old and it seems they have been part of the family for seventy years. I am hoping the can pull themselves together by tonight, because I don’t know where I will find the cash to take them to the real vet’s office, and two, it is Friday, their favorite party with dad day. I figure their raiding the litter box days are over:)

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. TeachX3
    Mar 01, 2013 @ 10:51:38

    “I figure their raiding the litter box days are over:)” … don’t count on that :./ We have our littler box in our bathroom… so we put a gate (the baby kind) up (cat hops right over it) so that our furry canine babies cannot get to it!

    Love Hank Jr.

    Hope your boys get to feeling better SUPER SOON and happy Friday Hillbilly!


  2. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Mar 01, 2013 @ 11:02:12

    Thanks TX3. I figure I am going to gate the box too. I figure the cat box is their keg and the poop the beer 🙂


  3. whiteladyinthehood
    Mar 02, 2013 @ 07:10:59

    I hope your puppies are feeling better! Vet bills can be soo expensive! (my dogs will EAT anything, too!)


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