A Friday In The Hilbillyverse

Puppy bellies, beers, beef jerky, no shoes, loud farts, lawn chairs with beer holders, country music playing from a cheap boom box, no shoes, more beer, dogs playing, the smell of lighter fluid on the briquettes, toes in the grass, more beer, peeing on the fence, peeing on the orange tree, more beer, adding enough lighter fluid to the Q to make a mushroom cloud, change Hank jr cd to Hank sr cd, more beer, pee on grapefruit tree, clean the grill over the fire with lighter fluid, pee on the fence again, wash hands and get the meat on the grill, start counting beers that are left, flip meat, more beer, chase dogs from the grill, take shirt off and replace with favorite sleeves shirt that says” Will Work For Beer”, take meat off the grill and into the house, more beer will eat later, scratch puppy bellies, scratch my belly, hike up britches and pee on fence, change cd to Elvis Live at Las Vegas, more beer cause the party is just starting…it is only 7pm!

OK, you get the idea. Lately, I have been looking online at cities that I could move to if they meet the Hillbilly’s standards. Fernly Nevada is looking pretty good. http://www.cityoffernley.org/ I know they have a tavern with karaoke, I need a golf course, bowling alley, and fishing hole.

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. TeachX3
    Apr 19, 2013 @ 15:29:10

    What do you do for a living, what exactly do you sell?

    Man, a bbq pork steak sound sooo good right now…


  2. you drink therefore i am
    Apr 19, 2013 @ 21:40:36

    Hello hillbilly. Just letting you know that Tuscaloosa, Alabama has exactly what you’re looking for:2 golf courses, 2 bowling alleys, countless fishing holes and I’m even a bartender at a bar that has karaoke every Thursday.Also, from what I’ve read of your blog a lot of like minded people! While you and I may differ in some of our opinions I appreciate your blog. Keep writing! 🙂


  3. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Apr 20, 2013 @ 08:41:05

    I don’t do much! Try bbqing a pork tri-tip. Sooo good:)


    • TeachX3
      Apr 20, 2013 @ 11:17:33

      HAHAHA my “What do you do for a living, what exactly do you sell?” was in regards to the video! He is a distributor of propane and propane accessories 😉


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