Parental Excuses

Parental Excuses

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling):

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. NEO
    May 02, 2013 @ 14:19:27

    Reblogged this on nebraskaenergyobserver and commented:
    One for you teachers out there. laugh through your tears.


  2. Carl D'Agostino
    May 02, 2013 @ 14:53:18

    All classics and I’ve read many. Most insulting and preposterous is the because it was raining and these parents think that is legitimate. In Miami the entire school system collapses when it rains and the principal gets on and instructs to excuse everyone because of the weather. In junior high I was very good at copying handwriting and forging signatures either from parent to teacher or teacher to parent. I got forty cents per note. Not a bad gig over 50 years ago.


  3. The Conservative Hill Billy
    May 02, 2013 @ 15:21:20

    Carl, here in Cali, if it sprinkles, parents go nuts! I am talking cars on side walks, in the middle of campus, wrapped in palstic CRAZY!


  4. boudicabpi
    May 02, 2013 @ 15:26:32



  5. huntmode
    May 02, 2013 @ 17:20:35

    Oh, I needed this laugh today! Thank you! HuntMode


  6. mickdolan
    May 03, 2013 @ 07:14:21

    I reposted this on my Facebook pages


  7. 68ghia
    May 04, 2013 @ 06:01:23

    No wonder the kids themselves are going to hell in a handbasket!!


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