Idiots: Why Do They Exsist?

I believe the answer to ny question is simply, “to piss me off!” I was sitting in my front yard drinking beer with my little dog, Bill Willy. The dog loves to run the fence line and bark at everything that moves. He’s about 10 inches tall and weighs in at 11 pounds. This particular night, a young man is walking by, and Bill Willy is doing what he does best, and the idiot says, “Shut the fuck up.” Nice going dude. So I tell Bill Willy to “get-em”, and the dude replies to me the same eloquent phrase. Not smart. Beer in hand a spring out of my chair with some very strong language. Dude goes into to monkey fight mode….throwing hands in the air saying “come on cracker”. Really? So I say no problem, just quit backing up. Never seen somebody move so fast backwards in my life. Silly thing is, the further he got from me, the braver he became:) Then dude reaches into his saggy basketball shorts as if to grab a weapon. Idiot, it is easy to see there ain’t nothing but his hand, and small dreams in the pocket.

Why me? Why I am I an idiot magnet? Then it hits me; It takes folks like me to teach idiots like this they need to think about their actions before they act. I am sure this dude was scared all the way to chocolate chonies land. He is probably glad I was not the type that would shoot him…..but I am the type that would have roughed him up a bit. Something more idiots are in dire need of these days.

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LizzieCracked
    Oct 08, 2013 @ 11:26:14

    More likely..he met up with his boys and told them how you dissed him and how he had to set you right..ijs..and he was probably scared of Bill Willy Which is why he told him stfu..if we look at others actions as mainly defensive, giving the benefit of the doubt to many they are not really interested in anything but their own survival..they aren’t quite as offensive personally..
    Never argue with stupid people…they will bring you down totheir level and beat you with experience. ~Mark Twain


  2. The Conservative Hill Billy
    Oct 08, 2013 @ 12:13:51

    No, this punk, and his cohorts think they can say and do as they please. Have you seen my Bill Willy? 🙂


  3. 68ghia
    Oct 09, 2013 @ 05:33:56

    Idiots exist because, if they did not, we would have many less people to laugh at…


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