I Have I Dream

MLK has nothing on my dreams!

Idiots: Why Do They Exsist?

I believe the answer to ny question is simply, “to piss me off!” I was sitting in my front yard drinking beer with my little dog, Bill Willy. The dog loves to run the fence line and bark at everything that moves. He’s about 10 inches tall and weighs in at 11 pounds. This particular night, a young man is walking by, and Bill Willy is doing what he does best, and the idiot says, “Shut the fuck up.” Nice going dude. So I tell Bill Willy to “get-em”, and the dude replies to me the same eloquent phrase. Not smart. Beer in hand a spring out of my chair with some very strong language. Dude goes into to monkey fight mode….throwing hands in the air saying “come on cracker”. Really? So I say no problem, just quit backing up. Never seen somebody move so fast backwards in my life. Silly thing is, the further he got from me, the braver he became:) Then dude reaches into his saggy basketball shorts as if to grab a weapon. Idiot, it is easy to see there ain’t nothing but his hand, and small dreams in the pocket.

Why me? Why I am I an idiot magnet? Then it hits me; It takes folks like me to teach idiots like this they need to think about their actions before they act. I am sure this dude was scared all the way to chocolate chonies land. He is probably glad I was not the type that would shoot him…..but I am the type that would have roughed him up a bit. Something more idiots are in dire need of these days.

Dream Job

I am sure I can come up with a dozen ideas, but I am not sure I can find a dozen employers! My first dream job would be a Bar Happy Hour Quality Adjudger. Of course, I will ned a motorhome to travel from tavern to tavern. Maybe I can get Coor’s to build a Silver Bullet road coach for me. Yeah right. I guess I can always dream.

 

Shut-Her Down

Why not shut down the federal government? No IRS agents stealing my earnings. No Homeland Security and FEMA doing their NAZI work. No TSA feeling up nuns and cripples. No CIA and FBI killing American citizens. Sounds better all the time. Thing is, they are not shutting a darn thing down, except for some zoos and a few federal parks. The things many ignorant Americans care most about:)

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