Warning labels are hilarious. I love the warnings from plastic bags: Do not place your head inside, may cause a person to suffocate!. Really? Who was the first stooge to think this was a good idea? I am sure his family sued for a fortune. I bought a pocket knife awhile ago, and the label warned: Sharp object. I hope so!
I do not believe in Darwinism but man, stupid people do have a way of weeding themselves out of the population.