Why is it every ghetto in America is filled with folks who support liberal politicians, but there are no such Conservative Ghettos? No, trailer parks don’t count! 🙂

Why is everything on the dollar menu priced at 99 cents?

Who decided “911” equals “I need somebody to help get my ass out of some sort of mess?”

Why is the game called football? There are only 2 dudes that kick the thing out of the whole team.

Internet? So when you log of does it become the “exitnet?”

SPAM, what part of the animal does it come from? And what animal is it?

If we out law guns and only the criminals have them, does that mean all the politicians will be packing heat?

Never trust a guy who has never mowed his lawn.

Always trust The Guy who split the Red Sea!

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