Bibi, Hillbilly And Barry Sitting In A Bar

Sounds like the start of a joke, but the punch line is far from funny. I was having a discussion with a pal of mine, and we were discussing the current attack on Israel by the Palestinians. We both are God-fearing dudes, and we believe Israel, and the conservative Jews there are cared for, and protected by God. We also believe that conservative Christians and conservative Jews need to stick together, because the rest of the world don’t take to kindly to us.

So I posed a question to him: ” If it came down to fighting for a people, who would be number one on your list?” I answered my question, and could not believe what I was saying. I said “Given the current state of affairs in our country, and the world, and knowing that God is number one, I would have Bibi and his country’s back before I would fight for Barry and his mooching, anti Christian, robbing from the successful and giving to the slackers, abortion supporting 53% of the U.S. population’s socialistic punks.”

I am sure that when some folks read this, they will say I am willing to sellout my country for Israel. Really? Since 48, Israel has been like a brother two the US. There ain’t much difference between our military forces, with the exception they do not fight under the U.N. flag. They never apologize for using force to protect themselves from enemies, even when the U.S. ask them to. They give up real estate to try to pacify their murderous neighbor. And they always have our backs. We also share common enemies. Also, the U.S. is not living next door to death loving, stone aged muslim throw backs who are lobbing rockets into our country. No, the government and 53% of the population won’t even stop illegal aliens from all over the world from walking across our borders.

So, if I were sitting at a bar, with Bibi on my right, Barry on my left, and a couple of bearded freaks named Mo and Hammy started talking crap. I would not worry about Barry, because he will already be doubled over in apologizing for everything that never happened. Bibi would be able to square up and handle Mo, but I would be there to horse collar Hammy and send him to his 72 goat virgins when he tries to Pearl Harbor Bibi.

Another Drive Away Liberal

This is another classic moment in the Hillbilly’s life. I was pulling into the gym’s parking lot yesterday. See, the old white Ford has a Romney/Ryan sticker on it. I noticed a gray-bearded, glasses wearing guy eyeballing my truck as I passed by. I did not think much of it, other than he liked the truck. As I exited my truck, the same dude drives by, and in a mean, guttural voice says “BOO Romney.” Of course, I always respond to negative, ignorant remarks. So, I just gave the guy a smile, and a bird. The guy yells back,’ Fuck you too!” And I responded,’ Come here partner, let’s talk about it.” Poor bastard applied pressure to his gas pedal and left the parking lot, and did not even stop for the stop sign.

dumbass ignorant liberal. He is willing to spew crap from his pie hole, but the second he is called on his comment, he runs. What, he thought this good ol’ hillbilly in a Ford truck was going to give him a walk on his remark? If he would have went positive and yelled “Go Obama”, I could have let it go with “Go Mitt.” Even though I would rather be voting for Alan Keyes, or Allen West. If we conservative Christians would have been more active, and vocal, over the last 20 years, we might not be in the mess we now find ourselves. But it is not too late. At the very least, when you hear a liberal ranting, don’t be shy. Call them on what they are saying. More often than not, they will not respond with anything that resembles a rational thought.

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