Why not shut down the federal government? No IRS agents stealing my earnings. No Homeland Security and FEMA doing their NAZI work. No TSA feeling up nuns and cripples. No CIA and FBI killing American citizens. Sounds better all the time. Thing is, they are not shutting a darn thing down, except for some zoos and a few federal parks. The things many ignorant Americans care most about:)
Shut-Her Down
01 Oct 2013 6 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: fbi, federal government, FEMA, NAZI, No Homeland Security, TSA
Digit Removal
21 Feb 2012 7 Comments
in comedy, funny, jokes, satire Tags: crime, criminal, digits, emergency room, federal government, front yard, old bike, scum
Well the scum of Modesto has finally slinked his way into my front yard. I don’t know who he is, nor do I care. He felt it was his right to steal my beat up, trashed old bike that I would have gladly given him if he asked. Ah, but no, he chose to steal it.
Thing is; it is quite unique in appearance. Which is bad for him. Why people feel it is their right to take what is not theirs is beyond me. I know our federal government does this, and it has also helped create the culture of entitlement.
So, if at some point in the future, there is a guy checking into a local emergency room sans five digits on their right hand: Don’t ask me what happened. I would have rather just shot him.
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