Bibi, Hillbilly And Barry Sitting In A Bar

Sounds like the start of a joke, but the punch line is far from funny. I was having a discussion with a pal of mine, and we were discussing the current attack on Israel by the Palestinians. We both are God-fearing dudes, and we believe Israel, and the conservative Jews there are cared for, and protected by God. We also believe that conservative Christians and conservative Jews need to stick together, because the rest of the world don’t take to kindly to us.

So I posed a question to him: ” If it came down to fighting for a people, who would be number one on your list?” I answered my question, and could not believe what I was saying. I said “Given the current state of affairs in our country, and the world, and knowing that God is number one, I would have Bibi and his country’s back before I would fight for Barry and his mooching, anti Christian, robbing from the successful and giving to the slackers, abortion supporting 53% of the U.S. population’s socialistic punks.”

I am sure that when some folks read this, they will say I am willing to sellout my country for Israel. Really? Since 48, Israel has been like a brother two the US. There ain’t much difference between our military forces, with the exception they do not fight under the U.N. flag. They never apologize for using force to protect themselves from enemies, even when the U.S. ask them to. They give up real estate to try to pacify their murderous neighbor. And they always have our backs. We also share common enemies. Also, the U.S. is not living next door to death loving, stone aged muslim throw backs who are lobbing rockets into our country. No, the government and 53% of the population won’t even stop illegal aliens from all over the world from walking across our borders.

So, if I were sitting at a bar, with Bibi on my right, Barry on my left, and a couple of bearded freaks named Mo and Hammy started talking crap. I would not worry about Barry, because he will already be doubled over in apologizing for everything that never happened. Bibi would be able to square up and handle Mo, but I would be there to horse collar Hammy and send him to his 72 goat virgins when he tries to Pearl Harbor Bibi.