The Government Tellin’ Me To Go Green? I Tell’em To Go To…..

The only green I am going is either the stuff that I get when I cash my check, or the stuff in my Red Solo Cup on st. Paddy’s Day!

America is the baddest ass nation the galaxy has ever known. Folks envy us so much, they break in! And then they use our laws to keep their free loading rears here! There are other great folks, who are willing to follow the rules, stand in line for years, just to be citizens.

And what has helped make us so wonderful you ask? Well it sure ain’t wind, solar, and butterfly power. It is good old fashion fossil fuels. Thank God that he allows dead plants and animals to turn into energy! That’s right. I put Dino and Barney in all my gas tanks. Yabba Fabba Doo, I love you crude!

This stuff, along with coal, and natural gas, has helped us kick every enemies ass, create the best medical facilities on the planet, the best food-producing industry ever, and it put friggin’ dudes on the moon. I sure did not see a solar panel, or wind mill, during any of the Lunar landings.

And now it is a fact, we have enough natural gas, to get us by for another couple of centuries, along with shale, and coal. And technology has advanced to the point that all this stuff is safe. Of course, some dirt and plants might be displaced, but I believe our current quality of life out weighs any of these minor disturbances.

Of course, this does not sit well for the folks who think that Waldon Pond should be a model to re-build our nation around. Even Emerson figured out that “That dog don’t hunt.”